hotboysofficial:

the worst part about being a Canadian child was colouring in Nunavut

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tylerchokely:

kingsindbad:

fistingmyself:

hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal

what exactly is going on

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE


  • Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother:
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

fakebara:

town-of-deity:

fakebara:

skinny ≠ perfect 

skinny ≠ perfect 

skinny ≠ perfect 

I know I’m not perfect, but I don’t think I should feel ashamed for being thin just as much as curvy people shouldn’t be ashamed for being curvy.

literally all this fucking says is skinny ≠ perfect i never said that fat = perfect please hush and until you can go to the store, pick up a magazine and show me where it says “how to gain weight and obtain the pERFECT body!!!” you dont get to say anything 

baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

reallynotgood:

disgusting

onlylolgifs:

Love at first touch.

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

audacitee:

Does anyone else ever see a popular text post and think “why didn’t I come up with that?”

socialjusticekoolaid:

Micheal Brown is being laid to rest today. The family has asked for a day of peace without protest during the funeral proceedings. #staywoke #insolidarity

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hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases